breakinq:

following back tons

jadelust:

when ur teacher asks whos presenting next
image

(Source: jadelust, via ugly)

I’m so unphotogenic what am I going to do when I’m famous

(Source: donnermaysilee, via ugly)

Watching A Goofy Movie As A Kid: Hahahaha oh man, poor Max, that's the most embarrassing dad ever
Watching A Goofy Movie As An Adult: YOU STUPID BRAT YOU SHOULD APPRECIATE YOUR GODDAMN TREASURE OF A FATHER

weavemunchers:

if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports

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coca-koala:

It’s so sad that some of the loveliest and kindest people dislike themselves a lot

(Source: doll-ballet, via ugly)

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tablespoons:

loling-in-the-deep:

imagine if your name was a swear word

motherfucker can you please come down to the office

omg at first i thought u meant like ur name was used as a swear word 

shut the brittany up go chris yourself

(Source: officialswagmom, via ugly)

nue:

i want all the extra fat on my body to fall off and turn into cash

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